I hereby decree Murphy's Law Unconstitutional

I've had it with Murphy and his crazy law. Yesterday I had to leave the house at 9 am for a meeting, and my 2 year old twins were still asleep when I walked out the door. Today my oldest son had a 2 hour delay so we could all sleep in, and the twins were awake at 7:30 am.

I am now invoking my rights as Matriarch of this household, repealing Murphy's Law and issuing an executive order as an addendum to Mama's Law (If Mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy.) This addendum states that if Mama has the very rare opportunity to sleep in, everyone else must sleep in also. Punishment for non compliance is to live with the consequences of the original Mama's Law, and subsequent violations may result in banishment from the Queendom.

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